From Saturday’s New York Daily News:

A controversial artist outraged city Catholics yesterday with plans to display a nude 6-foot chocolate Jesus during Holy Week.

Cosimo Cavallaro’s anatomically-correct candy Christ, titled “My Sweet Lord,” was made from almost 200 pounds of dark chocolate. The sculpture is to be displayed in a street-level window at the Roger Smith Hotel’s Lab Gallery on E. 47th St. starting Monday.

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Much as I’m intrigued by the idea of three of my favorite things in one place, this kind of artwork stopped being avant-garde several decades ago. From Jesus’ standpoint, the most offensive aspect of this statue is probably the waste of good chocolate in a world where millions go hungry.

On the other hand, since the statue already exists, having a congregation dismember and consume it at Easter might be a powerful way to bring home to people the reality of Christ’s sacrifice and our sinfulness. Shouting “crucify him” is nothing compared to chopping up a life-size body of Jesus, with your very own hands. Now that would be avant-garde.