"Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere."
--G.K. Chesterton
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--Walt Whitman
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According to the Buddha, right speech is a statement that is timely, true, kind, helpful (connected to liberation), and spoken with a mind of good-will. Let us all try to observe this precept.
According to the liner notes for this satirical 1980s Christian rock song, Steve Taylor was inspired by a visit to New York City's legendary Limelight nightclub, which was housed in a deconsecrated church:
"...I started to imagine it was Sunday night, and that the church elders had devised all this as a way to attract new members.
Most of us, myself included, are guilty of wishing Christianity was more fashionable. But the Apostle Paul's example of becoming 'all things to all men' in order to reach across cultural barriers can sometimes be used as an excuse to dilute the Gospel message, and hopefully draw a trendier, more affluent flock."
Sunday needs a pick-me-up? Here's your chance Do you get tired of the same old square dance?
Allemande right now All join hands Do-si-do to the promised boogieland
Got no need for altar calls Sold the altar for the mirror balls Do you shuffle? Do you twist? 'Cause with a hot hits playlist, now we say
This disco used to be a cute cathedral Where the chosen cha-cha every day of the year This disco used to be a cute cathedral Where we only play the stuff you're wanting to hear
Mickey does the two-step One, Two, Swing All the little church mice doing their thing
Boppin' in the belltower Rumba to the right Knock knock, who's there? Get me out of this limelight
So, you want to defect? Officer, what did you expect? Got no rhythm, got no dough He said, "Listen, Bozo, don't you know"
This disco used to be a cute cathedral Where the chosen cha-cha every day of the week This disco used to be a cute cathedral But we got no room if you ain't gonna be chic
Sell your holy habitats This ship's been deserted by sinking rats The exclusive place to go It's where the pious pogo, don't you know
This disco used to be a cute cathedral Where the chosen cha-cha every day of the year This disco used to be a cute cathedral Where we only play the stuff you're wanting to hear
This disco used to be a cute cathedral Where the chosen cha-cha every day of the week This disco used to be a cute cathedral But we got no room if you ain't gonna be chic
(Lyrics and liner notes courtesy of YouTube.) ****
Taylor's line "Where we only play the stuff you're wanting to hear" sticks in my mind. We're all familiar with the pressure on pastors to please their congregations with easy, flattering messages. Liberals pride themselves on being inclusive, conservatives on walking the straight and narrow. Both attitudes are uncomfortably similar to the exclusivity that's the chief pleasure of club-going. Are you hot enough to get into the Kingdom?
Some serious Christians, therefore, are instinctively skeptical of any religious message that doesn't increase our pain and self-sacrifice. When Rev. Peter Gomes, the openly gay Harvard University chaplain, gave a Bible lecture here at Smith College last year, he described the core of Jesus' message as change that leads to liberation. Afterward an evangelical acquaintance of mine disparaged the lecture by quoting 2 Tim 4:3-4: "For the time will come when men will not put up with sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires, they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear. They will turn their ears away from the truth and turn aside to myths." Christianity Today cited the same verse to dismiss the legitimacy of the Human Rights Campaign's Out In Scripture series of GLBT-inclusive reflections on the weekly lectionary.
But if the Word we're hearing is not something we can "receive with joy" (Mt 4:16), is it really the gospel? Yes, we are eager to hear that the love we feel for one another in our bodies and souls is not a sin. We are also, all of us, too happy to be told that we're better than someone else, especially if we don't have to do anything to gain this privileged status. Whose ears are really itching for flattery here?
I'm tired of Grape-Nuts theology. Sacrifice for the sake of proving your toughness is merely pride. Wherever people feel joy, connection, integration of body and spirit, freedom and fellowship, Jesus is present. Maybe the cathedral can learn something from the disco.
